Hallway Dwellers

     Hallway dwellers: “A group of people who have utterly no care in the world; very insistent on standing aimlessly in the middle of a hall, or even walking at paces slower than a turtle.” Truth be told, I’ve got something to say to the people who can even remotely relate to the definition above: you are... and, hear me out here... incredibly, incredibly annoying!

     Now, even if the term “hallway dwellers” isn’t an actual word - which it should be! - it gets the point across perfectly. No one likes people who insist on walking as slowly as humanly possible; in fact, it makes me want to scream when I get stuck behind any Cadet who doesn't know how to use their legs. I mean, news flash: some people do have classes to get to, including the poor souls whose classes are at least across the school.

     But overall, I think what I’m trying to say here is... Be considerate of others!  Stand anywhere else, I beg of you; just please don’t do it in the middle of a hallway. You can say goodbye to your significant other or your friends, but do it where you’re not a living traffic cone. It doesn’t do anyone any good.